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About erscruffsalo : Live and let love...... Wait what?
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ALL DAY ABOUT BEING BORED, SO WANTING TO CHEER HIM UP, I PUTTED ON SOME SEXY CLOTHS AND WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I GOT ON HIS BED IN MY UNDERWEAR AND CALLED HIM OVER. HE QUICKLY DECIDED HE'D RATHER PLAY DIABLO FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS INSTEAD. FML
Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeon at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeon moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML
Friday 27 March 2015