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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About erscruffsalo : Live and let love...... Wait what?

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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ALL DAY ABOUT BEING BORED, SO WANTING TO CHEER HIM UP, I PUTTED ON SOME SEXY CLOTHS AND WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I GOT ON HIS BED IN MY UNDERWEAR AND CALLED HIM OVER. HE QUICKLY DECIDED HE'D RATHER PLAY DIABLO FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS INSTEAD. FML

#21162704
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I agree, your life sucks (52350) - you deserved it (7554)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
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On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

#21078055
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On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML

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81 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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