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erin1994
  • Town/Country : British Columbia, Canada
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  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About erin1994 : Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.

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Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41445) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML

#6897944
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (3097)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am - work - by jordigs (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

#1658004
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (43131)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

#963370
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16975) - you deserved it (63008)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

#2607
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13698) - you deserved it (7572)

On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version



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