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About ericwashere : I have an afro, i like running, kayaking, and video games. I dislike grammer nazi's, any guy that wears aviators, and people that judge other things without fully understanding them! Ps nyan cat rocks!!! Also i only go on my ipod so dont bother messaging me
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 5 October 2015