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Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

#5921538 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4350) - you deserved it (35493)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

#5914745 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (8582) - you deserved it (51695)

On 10/20/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by jaxattax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (3318)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (66548) - you deserved it (9416)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

#5827048 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (4939)

On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)

Today, I returned to the USA after being in Italy for a month. My boyfriend of 6 years picked me up; we had plans to go ring shopping this week. I ran to him, and told him how much I loved and had missed him. He handed me a chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks and dumped me. FML

#5719066 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (1971)

On 10/08/2009 at 7:35am - love - by sbgooding - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167978) - you deserved it (51066)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)