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Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Love
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
by well SHIT / 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML
by Evolution mama / 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
by prochainefois / 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm / Intimacy
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by MarBlu / 01/23/2014 at 7:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by give me an F / 01/05/2014 at 11:16am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML
by bella / 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by sister sister / 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by oops999 / 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today after growing suspicious I asked my "girlfriend" if I'm her "on the side" guy and she started… Today, I was picking up my son's expensive birthday cake. It was huge, and required both hands to… Today, my sister told me to mind my own business when I freaked out about the used tampon she keeps…