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About erhswpgirl2013 : Hi I'm Shelby and I'm 17. I do Soccer, Swimming, Wrestling, Track, Weightlifting, Water Polo, and Marching Band. I'm a senior at East River. I am a fellow band geek. I love music, history, and reading.
I enjoy Sports, And Band.
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Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014