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Today, my greatgrandpa cummd over for dinner. Halfway troug te meal, e poopd imself. My family went troug te rest of te meal acting like we adn't noticd to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister cummd ome and immediately yelld, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He crid. FML

#6676147
196 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I GOT STUCK IN THE SNOW IN THE MIDDLE OF STREET. AS I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO GET MYSELF UNSTUCK , THE SNOW PLOW CUMMD BY AND BURID THE FRONT END OF MY CAR. FML

#6671880
36 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by HoHoSnow (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went into mah room an found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to mah sister, ( Good one, Ellen! ) I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in mah hands an bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

#6605236
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (7205)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (8773)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, 4 the thrd time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
56 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I went to start mah truck that I had parked in mah driveway after a longhaul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My nieghbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose. 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response: "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

#6449145
99 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by driver (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to looool mah apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into mah window. FML

#6313521
44 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by theropod (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted , and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly , they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

#6298620
68 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I received an eviction notice taped to ma door stating ma landlord looool is selling is property and moving out of te country in 13 days. My landlord is ma boyfriend. FML

#6273079
76 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML

#6270812
87 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
78 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML

#6252337
169 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in fir 6 days. FML

#6191568
112 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33629) - you deserved it (16862)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)



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