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Today, my greatgrandpa cummd over for dinner. Halfway troug te meal, e poopd imself. My family went troug te rest of te meal acting like we adn't noticd to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister cummd ome and immediately yelld, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He crid. FML
Today, I went into mah room an found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to mah sister, ( Good one, Ellen! ) I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in mah hands an bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML
Today, I went to start mah truck that I had parked in mah driveway after a longhaul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My nieghbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose. 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response: "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to looool mah apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into mah window. FML
Today , I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted , and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly , they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML
Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Friday 27 March 2015