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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
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  • Number of comments : 45
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Today, I found out my Mom is in Florida. How did I find out? It was her facebook status. When I wrote on her wall to ask her about it, she immediately deleted my post. So I posted again. Delete. And again. Delete. FML

#8120922 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (20000) - you deserved it (1643)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by harddaysnight1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

#8116532 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (12502) - you deserved it (3624)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (5346)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (2667)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

#8067706 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (1592)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

#8048706 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (1647)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

#8021510 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (27075) - you deserved it (1685)

On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

#8003264 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (5806) - you deserved it (48166)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML

#7974349 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (16397) - you deserved it (1980)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

#7967953 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (2305)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (1332)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (2280)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (3403)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

#7782514 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (22492) - you deserved it (3932)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (10817) - you deserved it (55542)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)