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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4876
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About epicfail13337 : Herp derp.

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56835) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132511) - you deserved it (23935)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

#47954
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (48856)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72648) - you deserved it (7559)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55760) - you deserved it (6019)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

#30954
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48174) - you deserved it (4413)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by cdaniel2 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41522) - you deserved it (3437)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

#13946
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (3653)

On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37154) - you deserved it (9869)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28656) - you deserved it (5204)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (2321)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (7840)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (146370)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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