epicfail13337

Search for a member

epicfail13337

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5027
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About epicfail13337 : Herp derp.

epicfail13337's page activity

Visits<b>TokioCore</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 9:19am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 10:08pm<b>NonScaryPumkin</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:06pm<b>MBrabs1996</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 9:57pm<b>cjl1028</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 4:25am<b>jordynshamika</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 2:14pm<b>xlasxtchanxce13</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 2:50pm<b>Yolomcswaggin420</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 9:18pm<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 11:38am<b>bearclawz44</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:27pm<b>anotm</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:30am<b>Liams_wifey</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:42am<b>Nail9797</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:56pm<b>imolai</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:24am<b>that_average_guy</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:12pm<b>TheStranger153</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 2:15am<b>enter______name</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm

Fucked!<b>Liams_wifey</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:43pm

epicfail13337's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of epicfail13337's badges

epicfail13337's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

by asdfghjkl_12 / 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

by NeverCampingAgain / 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

by cdaniel2 / 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

by herpderp / 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

by Noname / 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

by a268 / 02/02/2009 at 4:29am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Love

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

by sigh / 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

by sm@rtie / 01/03/2009 at 3:38am / Miscellaneous

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy