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epicWINisFAIL
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About epicWINisFAIL : I'm your everyday Lazy ass 17 year old genius....it's amazing :]

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51138) - you deserved it (9746)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (438782) - you deserved it (71750)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (991974) - you deserved it (78965)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178450) - you deserved it (61524)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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