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by doomeddaddy / 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
by milkymoo / 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm / Cyprus / Work
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Viciousvixen_21 / 04/02/2011 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
by mom21 / 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
by fianceeless / 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Health
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:29am / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…