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by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
by louise / 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
by suhleedah18 / 12/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Health
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by ouch. / 09/25/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm / United States / Health
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
by AshamedDaughter / 08/17/2011 at 3:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…