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Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)



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