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Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13930) - you deserved it (36317)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

#19366702
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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142 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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240 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)



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