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by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2012 at 12:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
by 464424 / 05/05/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
by lexii / 05/05/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Animals
by Rae / 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by screwedupkid / 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 7:05am / Canada / Love
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
by PickedOff / 04/27/2012 at 4:22am / United States / Health
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
by HAIRY / 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Capteen / 04/22/2012 at 8:17am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Jenn P / 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/21/2012 at 10:50am / United States (Maryland) / Geek
- Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…