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2day I want wit ma boyfriand to ta optomatrist for im to buy contact lansa for ta frst tima. Ha said ta datail was muc battar tan glassas. I axcitadly askad im if a could saa ma frackla battar now, and aftar a long and disappointad look at ma faca, a said "Nopa, just mora acna." FML
Today, Little Sister Came To Me Crying About How Everyone Calls Her A Bad Driver. I Gave Her A Pep Talk, An Encouraging Hug, An Told Her Not To Listen To Negativity. Five Minutes Later She Wrecked Car. FML
Today,hile trying to kill a spider in mah kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at looool it. The bottle hit the wall, bouncd off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawld away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
Today, I Had A Chest X-ray. I Thought Everything Was Okay, That Is Until The Tech Gaspd Slightly And Mutterd, "Mother Of God." I Askd Him Wat Was Wrong, And He Kept Insisting He Had No Idea Wat I Was Talking About. Now I'm So Upset I Can't Even Sleep. Real FML
Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some of mah friendshen I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into mah arm. I don't knowhat is more disturbing: the fact that this ishat mah friends do fir fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
Friday 27 March 2015