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I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

2day I want wit ma boyfriand to ta optomatrist for im to buy contact lansa for ta frst tima. Ha said ta datail was muc battar tan glassas. I axcitadly askad im if a could saa ma frackla battar now, and aftar a long and disappointad look at ma faca, a said "Nopa, just mora acna." FML

#19580069
82 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
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I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, Little Sister Came To Me Crying About How Everyone Calls Her A Bad Driver. I Gave Her A Pep Talk, An Encouraging Hug, An Told Her Not To Listen To Negativity. Five Minutes Later She Wrecked Car. FML

#19575852
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On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile trying to kill a spider in mah kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at looool it. The bottle hit the wall, bouncd off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawld away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

#19575645
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On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

Today , after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling mah looool grades up , I saw that in fact , they've all gone down. FML

#19573690
106 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I sarcastically pointed out a book to mah mom, titled ( Living Successfully With Screwed Up People. ) She already has it. fat FML

#19568451
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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, I Had A Chest X-ray. I Thought Everything Was Okay, That Is Until The Tech Gaspd Slightly And Mutterd, "Mother Of God." I Askd Him Wat Was Wrong, And He Kept Insisting He Had No Idea Wat I Was Talking About. Now I'm So Upset I Can't Even Sleep. Real FML

#19564735
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with ( I don't want to break up ) an ended the conversation with ( I think I'd be better off alone. ) So I guess I'm now single. I think. fat FML

#19562496
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On 05/02/2012 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some of mah friendshen I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into mah arm. I don't knowhat is more disturbing: the fact that this ishat mah friends do fir fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today, mah husband draw a panis on avary ona of mah cigarattas. It's a naw pack. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat . The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account .

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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)



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