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  • Town/Country : Originally from Twickenham London., US
  • Title : Miss
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About enderwoman : Kik if youd like breeg99. Girl gamer. Music is life. Oliver Sykes > Any other guy.
My guilty pleasures are death metal, tats, piercings, antique things, anime, and dinosaurs.
Some of my favorite bands are mmf, tbs, aa, sld, bmth, om&m, wop, fir, estk, iss, sws, bvb, miw, botdf, etc.
"Scene" people will rule the world. Feel free to message me, I like talking to people with similar interests. c:. Now Gtfo mother fuckers.

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