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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
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Today... the girlho broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52285) - you deserved it (5961)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah 6-year-old looool daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra!! FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46204) - you deserved it (6577)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , looool I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from mah boyfriend in 2 whole years.

#20728644
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53489) - you deserved it (10847)

On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States

2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (3387)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today... my mom called me a "heartless bitch" fir eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a womanho... just last week... faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

#20511194
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35349) - you deserved it (2193)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw my niegbor's delinquent kid sooting squirrels wit a BB gun. Sockd and furious at is cruel beavior, I told im to stop, wit te treat of telling is parents. He respondd by sooting me in te nuts and running away in a fit of laugter. big fat FML

#20507650
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34301) - you deserved it (10123)

On 02/15/2013 at 12:42am - animals - by bettercallpeta - United States

Today, 4 the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

#20503939
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/12/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by likearacehorse (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I finally figurd outy I've been getting diarrea so often over te past six monts . It only appensenever I do someting "sneaky" . My body reacts strongly to ow I stress over potentially getting caugt . I'm a private investigator , and I apparently ned a new career . fat FML

#20500655
95 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 5:41am - work - by screwed - United States

Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

#20499722
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (4381)

On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML

#20481338
80 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO BUY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FIR MAH BOYFRIEND . WHILE BUYING HIM A SWEATER, THE CASHIER TRID TO UP-SALE ME BY ASKING IF MAH BOYFRIEND WORE BRIEFS OR BOXERS, BECAUSE BOTH WERE ON SALE . NOT THINKING, I BLURTD OUT, "I DON'T KNOW, THEY JUST COME OFF." FML

#20477493
61 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16135) - you deserved it (46454)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48113) - you deserved it (4081)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 17 yaar old boyfriand's mothar bought him a giraffa onasia. Ha rafusad to taka it off and insistad on waaring it avarywhara wa go. Wa liva in Australia and it's looool our summar now. So far ha has passad out 3 timas in public cuz ha ovar haatad, but ha still won't taka it off. raal FML

#20453308
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39656) - you deserved it (6400)

On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia



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