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About emsiti : I never use fml on a computer so please dont message me
I live in a small canadian town
Im athiest ( no haters)
And im very opinionated
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Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
Friday 17 October 2014