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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emsiti : I never use fml on a computer so please dont message me
I live in a small canadian town
Im athiest ( no haters)
And im very opinionated

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Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34806) - you deserved it (6542)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (2784)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (2687)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37191) - you deserved it (5780)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States



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