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Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I recieved an email from my friend in Sout Africa, wit wom I'll soon be staying fir 2 monts. Se was telling me tat se ad bougt me a few ting so I would be prepared fir my stay. Wat did se buy me? A taser an some pepper-spray. FML

#20537344
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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I recieved an email from my friend in Sout Africa, wit wom I'll soon be staying fir 2 monts. Se was telling me tat se ad bougt me a few ting so I would be prepared fir my stay. Wat did se buy me? A taser an some pepper-spray. FML

#20537344
160 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today mah boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly putted it on mah finger he told me it wasn't an engagement ring but I should wear it like one to keep other men away an seem "unapproachable". FML

#20488292
110 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 10:35pm - love - by whatsername92 (woman) - United States

Today, I ad ta contracaptiva implant ramovad from ma arm aftar aving ad it in fir traa yaars. I was ona of ta unlucky paoplaosa body sticks to it. It took alf an our to cut and pull a tiny littla stick out of ma arm. FML

#19954412
132 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

Today, I jokingly askad my husband if ha had avar chaatad on ma. In tha most sincara and honast tona, ha said "if I avar hava or avar will, thara's no way u would avar find out. I lova u too much to losa you", and gava ma a hug. maga FML

#13697546
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On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I was buying condoms 4 my girlfriend and myself!! While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells ( Thank u baby! ) There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks!! mega FML

#10433872
208 comments

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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings an hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

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60 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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117 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML



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