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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 April 1988 (27 years)
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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99660) - you deserved it (9751)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25406) - you deserved it (243938)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82453) - you deserved it (460393)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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