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About empath : Hello, I assume a comment or picture I've posted has drawn your attention to me.
A few things about me:
I colour my hair regularly.
I play several MMORPGs on/off.
I prefer paper when it comes to reading and writing, though most of my reading takes place electronically.
I enjoy helping and learning about the lives of others so almost all of I read is non-fiction, both books and articles.
I suppose that's enough for now.. Message me if you want to know more about me, or send me random questions or thoughts you have :p
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML