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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, as I walkd out of the looool local store, I noticd a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudgd her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needd it more than me. After looking at it, she yelld, "PEDOPHILE!", punchd me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS BABYSITTING, AND AFTER THE KIDS FELL ASLEEP I STARTED HIDING THE EASTER CANDY. THEY WOKE UPHEN I WAS HALF-DONE, AND IT DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG TO FIGURE OUT WAT WAS GOING ON. THEY WON'T STOP CRYING, AND EVERY TIME I GO NEAR THEM, THEY SCREAM ( LIAR! ) FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 12:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I offard an aldarly man mah saat on tha train. Ha thankd ma by winking and offaring ma a saat on his lap. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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