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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 12:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML


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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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