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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 October 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I ovarhaard a littla grl ask har mom if tha round lady in purpla was pratanding to ba a giant aggplant !! I was tha lady in purpla !! FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (8795)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... mah girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax... mah mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop... and in order to distract from the situation at hand... I had to carry on the conversation with mah mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (10594)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I startd ma job as a ig scool janitor. A student decidd to welcome me by taking a dump in te urinal. FML

#15178043
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (4025)

On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY, I HAD SURGERY ON MY "GRL PARTS" AND CAN'T HAVE SEX 4 SIX WEEKS. MY BOYFRIEND SEES NO NED TO SPEND ANY TIME WITH ME UNTIL I HEAL UP. FML

#15049456
206 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Justme (woman) - United States

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting an biting lip, when suddenly brother walked by door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

#15030689
91 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day Mah Sister Lost A Leg. Immediately After Hereing The News , Mah Boyfriend Started Cracking Jokes About Getting Her A Job At IHOP. Mega FML

Today It Was Both Mah An Mah Stepmother's Birthday . In Preparation, Mah Dad Bought A Huge Banner With Mah Stepmother's Name On It, An A Lovely Birthday Cake . When I Told Him It Was Also Mah Birthday, He Just Grunted An Taped A Post-it Note To The Banner With Mah Name On It . Same With The Cake . FML

#14853922
105 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming brthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all"hile emailing her husband an said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

#14841865
102 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
113 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy an the guy liftd me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This causd a flood in the apartment. The party was canceld. real FML

#14553118
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14729) - you deserved it (34293)

On 01/12/2011 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out ma boyfriend is only wit me cuz e's in love wit ma sister, wo turned im down repeatedly, an I'm te closest e can now get. FML

#14542249
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (3058)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Username -

Today, as I left my ouse, te front door slammd sut beind me, causing an entire roof-lengt of snow to slide over te edge an land directly on my ead. mega FML

#14385124
46 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 6:32pm - misc - by snowball (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I was nakad on top of mah boyfriand looking lovingly into his ayas. Ha than startad to usa mah boobs as punching bags whila singing ( Eya of tha Tigar ). FML

#14305984
214 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down an all current employees will be relocated or dismissed an that my interview scheduled fir tomorrow is postponed indefinitely. FML

#14184991
51 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous - New Zealand



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