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emoangel14
  • Town/Country : Selkirk, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 October 1996 (15 years)
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About emoangel14 : Music and Friends= Life!
i honestly couldnt live without them.
im in love with blink-182. i love them they make my day complete

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Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18824) - you deserved it (3402)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (3731)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14440) - you deserved it (26378)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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