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emo_devon
  • Town/Country : British Columbia , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7581
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (36842)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

#14494919
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25707) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

#14494219
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16378) - you deserved it (20121)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (5407)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7574) - you deserved it (26352)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

#14459916
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28660) - you deserved it (8531)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5175) - you deserved it (28178)

On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44222) - you deserved it (9297)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

#14449374
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5301) - you deserved it (36194)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said "right now?" FML

#14448296
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33251) - you deserved it (4239)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent the first day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

#14427516
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23964) - you deserved it (3308)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

#14422998
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (2778)

On 01/01/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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