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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 13090
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35346) - you deserved it (3695)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML

#14604912
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm - misc - by thisisme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47930) - you deserved it (6766)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17557) - you deserved it (81343)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

#14580215
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17862) - you deserved it (30799)

On 01/14/2011 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school, so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs and said, "make them fatter". FML

#14577178
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27215) - you deserved it (4145)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by humiliated (woman) - United Kingdom (East Ayrshire)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

#14576368
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (2872)

On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27776) - you deserved it (12143)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

#14567301
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29683) - you deserved it (4815)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

#14562835
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (3112)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:21am - kids - by notapedobear -

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

#14559001
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34233) - you deserved it (3757)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

#14550494
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14018) - you deserved it (39908)

On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

#14537773
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24221) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (5587)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (42994)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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