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  • Number of visits : 9510
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

#14849029
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21930) - you deserved it (8920)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69861) - you deserved it (6570)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

#14796617
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17783) - you deserved it (37741)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36024) - you deserved it (4329)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36024) - you deserved it (4329)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (6727)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29623) - you deserved it (5184)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

#14782840
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25554) - you deserved it (7309)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26507) - you deserved it (4693)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

#14774020
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (2964)

On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9347) - you deserved it (54593)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (4258)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (3942)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37870) - you deserved it (8295)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, my mother dragged me into Victoria's Secret to get my opinion on some lingerie. Lingerie she'll be using to get into my dad's pants this evening. FML

#14731317
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32163) - you deserved it (3312)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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