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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12169
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

#15391522
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39880) - you deserved it (4643)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20423) - you deserved it (33589)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46539) - you deserved it (9011)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17053) - you deserved it (49567)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39331) - you deserved it (5853)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36880) - you deserved it (4554)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14172) - you deserved it (26143)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

#15266054
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24253) - you deserved it (20654)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46242) - you deserved it (8759)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (6563)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (4149)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41633) - you deserved it (21424)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (3592)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (3592)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

#15203097
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (15101)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France



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