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  • Number of visits : 9178
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32988) - you deserved it (6646)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38758) - you deserved it (4902)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (5602)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10763) - you deserved it (32683)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62348) - you deserved it (7322)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31019) - you deserved it (5245)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10466) - you deserved it (75625) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10272) - you deserved it (51905)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36061) - you deserved it (4351)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34504) - you deserved it (3042)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46126) - you deserved it (25032)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39801) - you deserved it (10818)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41187) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (5318)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan



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