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  • Number of visits : 10852
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol

btw I'm 16

I look feminine, even with short hair.

the link to my deviantart userpage:
http://rogueknightalphonse.deviantart.com/

funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD

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emo_devon's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to be romantic, I startd giving mah boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a wierdd-out look, removd mah hand, calld me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him 4 the rest of the day. real FML

#14251219
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28257) - you deserved it (4270)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I SAW SAW IV WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. HE HELD ME CLOSE AND SAID, "I'LL PROTECT YOU." A FEW SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPD UP SO VIOLENTLY, HE GAVE ME A BLOODY NOSE, AND RAN SCREAMING OUT OF THE ROOM. FML

#14248345
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (3605)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma boyfriend an I were playing around . He trew me over is soulder an turnd around, smacking ma face against te wall . Ten e smackd ma ead into te fridge after turning round to see "wat tat loud bang" was . FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34992) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I figured out why mah name is Ashley. In order to tell mah older sister about getting a new little sister, mah parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (2721)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, te guy wo got off wen te elevator's doors opend ad a very embarrassd look on is face!! I didn't tink anyting of it till te doors closd!! Turns out e was running away from is deadly fart!! FML

#14242742
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24838) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

#14234823
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31643) - you deserved it (12887)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized tat te fis-saped brt mark on te back of ma leg, tat I ave ad all ma life, is not really saped like a fis as I ad originally tougt. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today , I was caring 4 a bird that had flown into mah window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't looool make it , when it shit in mah hand , flew into mah neck , then around mah living room 4 ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

#14209539
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18327) - you deserved it (6722)

On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -

Today , a man dressd as Santa Claus walkd by me , grabbing mah butt. He smelld of pipe tobacco an pee. He pulld me close to him anhisperd , ( I bet your naughty but u feel so nice. ) I lookd dumbfoundd at him as he winkd an yelld , ( You're on mah list. ) FML

#14208916
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (3970)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, parants hald an intarvantion 4 ma . Apparantly thay think I'm turning into a goth . All bacausa thay saw ma ra-lacing shoas with black shoalacas instaad of whita onas . FML

#14204770
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (2650)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got a call from a restricted number . When I answered, it was a prank call . The kids on the other end had porn on high volume an put the phone next to the speaker . Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin . FML

#14199734
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (6988)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15230) - you deserved it (28194)

On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

#14190460
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41977) - you deserved it (10165)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)



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