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About emo_devon : I am a teenager, as you can see from my birth date. I like the band Nirvana, the Rollin Stones, the Beatles, Savage Garden, Pierce The Veil, and Marianas Trench, and others. :] feel free to message me! I won't bite! well....unless YOU bite that is lol
btw I'm 16
I look feminine, even with short hair.
the link to my deviantart userpage:
funny how girls are kinda hitting on me : P
I have befriended them, but I wonder where all the guys are at?? XD
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Today, trying to be romantic, I startd giving mah boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a wierdd-out look, removd mah hand, calld me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him 4 the rest of the day. real FML
Today, ma boyfriend an I were playing around . He trew me over is soulder an turnd around, smacking ma face against te wall . Ten e smackd ma ead into te fridge after turning round to see "wat tat loud bang" was . FML
Today, I figured out why mah name is Ashley. In order to tell mah older sister about getting a new little sister, mah parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML
Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML
Today , I was caring 4 a bird that had flown into mah window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't looool make it , when it shit in mah hand , flew into mah neck , then around mah living room 4 ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today , a man dressd as Santa Claus walkd by me , grabbing mah butt. He smelld of pipe tobacco an pee. He pulld me close to him anhisperd , ( I bet your naughty but u feel so nice. ) I lookd dumbfoundd at him as he winkd an yelld , ( You're on mah list. ) FML
Today, I got a call from a restricted number . When I answered, it was a prank call . The kids on the other end had porn on high volume an put the phone next to the speaker . Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin . FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Friday 27 March 2015