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About emo4ver1111 : im 15 and .be nice 2 me and i may be nice 2 u
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Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML
2day friends were making fun of clumsiness . I replid that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up . As I said this, I trippd over an extension cord and hit head on a desk . FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Taday on tha first day of my nanny job, I wantad to imprass my amployars with how trustworthy and rasponsibla I am. During tha sixty saconds that I want to paa, tha two-yaar-old found a black Sharpia and scribblad all ovar tha wall. Nail polish ramovar mada it tan timas worsa. FML
today I was callad by my son's school to pick him up . Apparantly, ha snortad baking soda, crushad aspirin, an flour bacausa ha thought it was coka . Whara did I go wrong raising this twarp? big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015