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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (19 years)
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About emo4ver1111 : im 15 and .be nice 2 me and i may be nice 2 u

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Today, I watced my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37602) - you deserved it (3507)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, family went and visitd nan . She usherd me in close and askd, "When are u going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14939) - you deserved it (43366)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , mah boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (4008)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today.. . while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in . mega FML

Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML

#16235775
102 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, I was babysitting a thraa-yaar-old . Sha askad ma wat was wrong with mah bally . I had to axplain to har that I'm just fat . Twica . maga FML

#16235054
91 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I threw a surprise brthday party for mah 3 year old!! There was music, snacks and lots of toys!! My 3 year old is a cat!! FML

#16231154
194 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I won te lottery. My ex-girlfriend as te ticket. I just broke up wit er. big fat FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (25980)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

2day friends were making fun of clumsiness . I replid that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up . As I said this, I trippd over an extension cord and hit head on a desk . FML

#16219785
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28065) - you deserved it (10577)

On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

#16205255
133 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh

Today... I spilt a very ot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very ot cup of tea.

#16204397
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (36446)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Taday on tha first day of my nanny job, I wantad to imprass my amployars with how trustworthy and rasponsibla I am. During tha sixty saconds that I want to paa, tha two-yaar-old found a black Sharpia and scribblad all ovar tha wall. Nail polish ramovar mada it tan timas worsa. FML

#16167560
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (7418)

On 05/14/2011 at 2:50am - kids - by whytoday - United States

today I was callad by my son's school to pick him up . Apparantly, ha snortad baking soda, crushad aspirin, an flour bacausa ha thought it was coka . Whara did I go wrong raising this twarp? big fat FML

#16154478
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33283) - you deserved it (14680)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today.. . I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup . A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said.. . "Are u crying cuz your ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43437) - you deserved it (5450) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France



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