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by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Flarewolf / 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by whymyliferose / 06/03/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by wolfie898 / 05/21/2011 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
by JCC / 05/18/2011 at 6:57am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
by o.v. / 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm / Bangladesh / Geek
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
by whytoday / 05/14/2011 at 2:50am / United States / Kids
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…