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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)
Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by wolfie898 - United States (Texas)
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -
Today, I was babysitting a three year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 2:50am - kids - by whytoday - United States
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
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