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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 777
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About emo4ver1111 : im 15 and .be nice 2 me and i may be nice 2 u

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (5486)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36001) - you deserved it (9344)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (9813)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (2866)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17178) - you deserved it (14918)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31805) - you deserved it (5177)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12928) - you deserved it (51475)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (2545)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42770) - you deserved it (6130)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42770) - you deserved it (6130)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42770) - you deserved it (6130)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42770) - you deserved it (6130)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40099) - you deserved it (6205)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (3367)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39690) - you deserved it (3478)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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