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Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
by skidoosh / 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
by argh / 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
by Evan Chong / 07/13/2011 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by whyme / 07/13/2011 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
by steph2052 / 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Ghettogirl4life / 07/12/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by SaggyBoy135 / 07/12/2011 at 8:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- Today, while making love, my girlfriend accidentally kicked me in the face when changing positions.… Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.…