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Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
by skidoosh / 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
by argh / 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
by Evan Chong / 07/13/2011 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by whyme / 07/13/2011 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
by steph2052 / 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Ghettogirl4life / 07/12/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by SaggyBoy135 / 07/12/2011 at 8:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- Today, we got our cat back from the vet, $1000 later and we find out his diarrhea that smelled like… Today, I am on day 3 of my diet. My stomach has been growling so loud, my dog barked at me thinking… Today, I just finished my first year in a Paralegal Studies degree program. I started reading about…