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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About emo4ver1111 : im 15 and .be nice 2 me and i may be nice 2 u

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39392) - you deserved it (4251)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (3271)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

#17131044
164 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

#17130002
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On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34968) - you deserved it (8418)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34968) - you deserved it (8418)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

#17125458
133 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States



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