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by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by cheddar / 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
by John / 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
by hatemylife / 07/19/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
by xBubbles38 / 07/18/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
by grenade / 07/17/2011 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by imobesejk / 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Health
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
by adamclmns / 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
by Brian / 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm / United States / Work
- Today, I walked into a mirror in a shop. No one would have known had my face not stayed printed on… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.…