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About emmydodgers : I don't really expect anyone to look here but hello! I'm 17 and I live in California and I go on this site when I'm bored

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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