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Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

#3030449
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I agree, your life sucks (42642) - you deserved it (6606)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67550) - you deserved it (671925)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (111200)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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