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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19637) - you deserved it (2017)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (4370)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (5032)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26616) - you deserved it (4193)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

#19990004
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (3271)

On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML

#19987585
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18446) - you deserved it (1960)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML

#19987541
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24518) - you deserved it (7252)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27015) - you deserved it (2089)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (12394)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (2113)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (7885)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

#19980776
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (7368)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Joey - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

#19971025
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (3061)

On 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm - health - by Luna - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21585) - you deserved it (8603)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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