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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (48611)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46955) - you deserved it (4238)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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