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emmama19

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4977
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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emmama19's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60174) - you deserved it (4796)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40838) - you deserved it (5251)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34554) - you deserved it (4187)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41388) - you deserved it (4835)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33446) - you deserved it (4554)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (4188)

On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33054) - you deserved it (2226)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (49477)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML

#3904577
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49933) - you deserved it (4539)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

#3420908
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43542) - you deserved it (14984)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49451) - you deserved it (11716)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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