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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (10416) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34716) - you deserved it (9499)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60096) - you deserved it (12575)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17144) - you deserved it (41597)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13592) - you deserved it (30680)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark



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