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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About emilymelizabeth : my names emily! i just love chillin my best friends are kaitlyn and jesse hes the one in the pix with me haha they are great! :D my favorite band is weezer and thats about it haha hit me up! see ya!

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