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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 October 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9053
  • Number of comments : 783
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emilyjgraham : I really wish you could change your username... I didn't realise I'd be commenting as much hence the non-original name tag... what a bellend!
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)
I'm also quite confused with these 'fuck' things!

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Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML


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On 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML


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On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States

Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML


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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML


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On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML


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On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML


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On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML


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On 03/10/2013 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 10:24am - misc - by GarageSallin (man) -

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by BonGoWash - United States (New York)

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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