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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 October 1992 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 11028
  • Number of comments : 786
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emilyjgraham : Hello! I don't come on here often anymore but feel free to message me with something interesting about yourself! :)
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)

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emilyjgraham's favorite FMLs

Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

by lolhailsatan / 01/19/2016 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

by SayItToMyFace / 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2015 at 12:28am / United States (Delaware) / Love

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

by Ally / 09/26/2015 at 9:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

by whatdidimarry / 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

by Zizi / 07/04/2015 at 9:18am / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous

Today, 2 years into our relationship, my boyfriend's parents still have no idea about me. FML

by batah / 05/11/2015 at 10:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

by denaeb123 / 02/21/2015 at 11:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

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Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

by NotMacklemore / 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Money

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

by jackskellington / 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

by downinthedumps / 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

by bensim64 / 01/10/2015 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Money

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy