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emilyjgraham

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9337
  • Number of comments : 786
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emilyjgraham : I really wish you could change your username... I didn't realise I'd be commenting as much hence the non-original name tag... what a bellend!
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)
I'm also quite confused with these 'fuck' things!

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emilyjgraham's favorite FMLs

Today, I confided in my best friend about my recent weight loss, and how it was due to lack of appetite because of my horrible depression and anxiety. She congratulated me. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

#21491254
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24263) - you deserved it (1390)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm - love - by SayItToMyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

#21489787
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25539) - you deserved it (2457)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

#21473096
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20615) - you deserved it (7963)

On 09/26/2015 at 9:47pm - love - by Ally - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

#21472345
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (2137)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (1648)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, 2 years into our relationship, my boyfriend's parents still have no idea about me. FML

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

#21355097
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34776) - you deserved it (2961)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm - money - by NotMacklemore - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

#21353772
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

#21336053
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27480) - you deserved it (3158)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by downinthedumps - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (17062)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)



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