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emilieee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About emilieee : Ok soooooooo im not that into sports, their not really my thing. But i do like reading and writeing. Yes, i know im over weight.....its from all the hot dogs;) tee hee juuusssttt kidding!! Soooo i also enjoy animals and cooking (typical women right?) tee hee yup yup yup:) oh and bakeing, i tend to not eat what i make so theres more for other people soooo have a piece of pie |> i know it doesnt look like it but......thats a damn good piece of pie!!!

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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41587) - you deserved it (8919)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

#17597483
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27724) - you deserved it (36462)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9812) - you deserved it (66859)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23215) - you deserved it (9179)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7658) - you deserved it (60985)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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261 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

#4962487
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (3931)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by SaMike (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52969) - you deserved it (7839)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)



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