About emilieee : Ok soooooooo im not that into sports, their not really my thing. But i do like reading and writeing. Yes, i know im over weight.....its from all the hot dogs;) tee hee juuusssttt kidding!! Soooo i also enjoy animals and cooking (typical women right?) tee hee yup yup yup:) oh and bakeing, i tend to not eat what i make so theres more for other people soooo have a piece of pie |> i know it doesnt look like it but......thats a damn good piece of pie!!!
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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by SaMike (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)
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