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emilieee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1150
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About emilieee : Ok soooooooo im not that into sports, their not really my thing. But i do like reading and writeing. Yes, i know im over weight.....its from all the hot dogs;) tee hee juuusssttt kidding!! Soooo i also enjoy animals and cooking (typical women right?) tee hee yup yup yup:) oh and bakeing, i tend to not eat what i make so theres more for other people soooo have a piece of pie |> i know it doesnt look like it but......thats a damn good piece of pie!!!

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Fucked!<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 3:28am<b>HSmathers44</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 4:37am<b>TitaniumCarrot</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 8:15am

emilieee's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

emilieee's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

by acnebutt / 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

by KiDCuSHi / 08/20/2011 at 12:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

by Fred / 08/05/2011 at 1:45am / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

by UhOh / 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

by SaMike / 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

by lifestinks / 04/05/2009 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Love