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Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
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I agree, your life sucks (22913) - you deserved it (5157)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
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I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (9499)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
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I agree, your life sucks (33225) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
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I agree, your life sucks (51940) - you deserved it (6314)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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