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I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML

#4137553
273 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML

#3947588
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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML

#3947588
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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was performing in te musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband an all. Someone tougt it would be funny to take my real clotesile I was on stage. I ad to looool walk a mile back my ouse wit my costume on. Someone trew eggs at me. FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

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198 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriendho I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around lyk they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old childho was running past and knocked him out. FML

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176 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yastarday I want to donata blood for tha frst tima . Whan thay stuck tha naadla in mah arm , I had a panic attack and baggad that thay taka it out . Tha woman halping ma told ma sha'd taka it out in a momant and laft . It was than that tha Rad Cross stola a pint of mah blood whila I had a panic attack . FML

#1674851
221 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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