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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 September 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

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398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (3816)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
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I agree, your life sucks (7252) - you deserved it (26612)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
119 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24361) - you deserved it (1925)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
178 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
178 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38860) - you deserved it (3175)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

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106 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

#19149588
168 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
154 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -



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