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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -
Monday 20 May 2013
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