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About elliotb94 : My name is Elliot I'm from England and I'm studying Engineering at college.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Why am I up so early?
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Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're in" and "this day and age, you just don't expect this crap". I'm at the point where I want to gouge his eyes out with a goddamn spoon. FML
Friday 5 February 2016