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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About elliewantscake : Um....Yea....Well, I like burritos...?

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Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (2820)

On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27795) - you deserved it (3341)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (40665)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24809) - you deserved it (9472)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML

#14269237
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (2338)

On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (5071)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (5071)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (5071)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

#6648301
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (3426)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by Fluory (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

#5876259
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16626) - you deserved it (45789)

On 10/18/2009 at 8:25am - misc - by presidont (woman) - Switzerland



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