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by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm / United States / Health
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
by Fred / 08/05/2011 at 1:45am / Japan / Miscellaneous
Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 4:27am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
by Fluory / 12/07/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by presidont / 10/18/2009 at 8:25am / Switzerland / Miscellaneous
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