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  • Town/Country : RADelaide, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 27985
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About elliebutton : I am a literate teenager who enjoys reading, playing the violin and piano and riding my bike.

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Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (33442)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68937) - you deserved it (32609)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)